Thursday, July 21, 2005

Devil dogs, crazy cats, and surly bunnies

I have this thing about funny animal stories, talking animals, etc. they always make me laugh. So, I am linking to this site: Golden State

because I think the picture of the pomeranian is hilarious. Why? I don't know exactly, but everytime I see it, I laugh hysterically. By the way, the blog is good too...

I found this awhile back on Craig's List and sent it to all of my friends. Again, hilarious to me. I don't know why, but here it is...

Wacky animals. They can either tug on your heart strings or be the very bane of your existence. Either way, they are often good for a laugh. Even the annoying cats I am watching make me laugh, sometimes, after I have cleaned up the poop that the fat one (25 pounds and hey, how does a cat balloon to 25 pounds anyway? I mean seriously, stop the madness. I always say fat kids and fat animals are always the fault of the parents/owners) seems to shoot over the edge of the litterbox everyday and the hair balls that the skinny, surly one seems to be plagued with and spits all over the place. Whoever said cats were clean and low maintenance lied. Eeew.

If they were mine, they wouldn't be this way. They'd suck it up and take baths and they certainly wouldn't weigh 25 pounds. They'd more than likely be surly, though. My bunny is. But, that's good, we give each other space and she certainly doesn't shoot her little poops onto the floor over the side of her litterbox. That only happens when I don't clean it out for a week and a half or something.

Anyway, I am rambling. I'll end it here.


Eunice said...

My ex's cat was 18lbs. He was a big boy. You had to hold him a certain way or he wouldn't like it and he would claw the hell out of you. I still have scars. We called him "Big G" because he was big like a homey.

I totally believe that fat pets are the result of bad "parenting." My ex also had a chihuahua that he gave to his parents. She was 15 lbs. A normal chihuahua should be about 6. Yep, she was nearly three times the size she should have been. She squeaked when you picked her up. The three of them thought is was so funny when she kept ballooning up. Well guess what? She died. Not so funny after all.

mmmm...that's delicious said...

yes, i don't really understand why people think it's cute or funny to watch pets and/or children engorge themselves with food and then end up like overfilled balloons...

my rabbit is with my parents and my father keeps feeding and feeding her. i am hoping she's not overweight when i go get her. if so, it will be crash diet time when she arrives in seattle.

egan said...

Salut mon amie! Ca va?

Johnny said...

the best things in life are free
but you can give them to the birds
and the bees
i want
thats what i want

mmmm...that's delicious said...

tu parles francais, alors? c'est ca?

i'm not sure what that means. after looking at your blogs i think you might be a dork, but that of course can be good and bad. :)

egan said...

Oui, je pense donc je suis.