Tuesday, August 02, 2005

Nasty Girls

At work today, a conversation with two coworkers got just about as inappropriate as any conversation possibly could. Here's the highlight:

Male Coworker: "You know, in my biology class we saw a film from about 20 years ago called The Miracle of Life and in it they say that when men ejaculate, they release a fluid that contains sugars from their prostate into their semen."

Female Coworker: "Well, it sure doesn't taste like it."

Me: "Yeah, that's for sure, if it did, we'd all have a mouth full of cavities by now."

Of course, we laughed hysterically. But I can't really even remember how we got on the topic in the first place.


egan said...

Awesome, do you work in a dentist's office?

Eunice said...

Oh my god, that is hilarious.

I remember reading somewhere too, that it's Atkins friendly (shout out to your post from yesterday egan!)--high in protein.

egan said...

Yes, semen is full of nutrients and all that good stuff. Yippee! Let's start a semen diet and convince the masses it works. Our spokesperson will not be Kirstie Alley.